Q: What’s the main difference between intelligence and ignorance?
A: I don’t know and I don’t care!

Q: What’s the different between a girl taking a bath, and a nun?
A: A nun has hope in her soul, and the girl has soap in her hole.

Q: What’s the difference between a laywer and a vulture?
A: Laywer aren’t an endangerd species.

Q: What does vegetarian dingos eat?
A: Cabbage patch kids.

Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can.

Q: What’s one of the pros of marrying a mexican?
A: Unlimited supply of natural gas.